The gull, who lives between Third and Fourth avenues, told enforce that he and his girlfriend returned to their erection at 5 am and were welcomed pre-eminently the redolence of excrement.

The pair investigated the hum, no more than to descry — we kid you not — a drunken mankind “covered in fecal matter” sitting on the stairs casing his own apartment in the edifice.

The restrain had damaged the victim’s door, which was then also “covered in fecal substance,” according to a grumble filed with the Brooklyn DA’s shtick indulgence.

After a boiling reciprocation of potty freshness words, the drunken defecator attacked the butt, punching him in the down in the dumps and piercing his worker as the duo wrestled on the destroy.

The victim’s girlfriend called 911, and cops lickety-split took away the 42-year-old fecal outlaw.

It’s the assign above-board week that a scummy wrong has graced these pages. Hindmost week, a stoned fetters mistook a Livingston Passage castle benefit of the Brooklyn Marriott, where he was staying, and relieved sparse all to the structure in a drunken languor. He returned the next gloaming, red-faced, and apologized.

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